When I go out with my friends, we dance in a closed-loop system. We're 30. We're too old to make new friends.
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LYRICS
Friday night gettin' drunk we at the club
Actually to be honest it's more of a pub (with a dance floor)
I don't like going to clubs the strobe lights hurt my eyes
I like my job and partying is not my priiiii-ority
I don't party that hard
And when I do I drink some water so I don't get too hungover
I don't party that hard
I've got responsibilities so don't let me get too inebriated
I'm on the flo'
I drink Merlot
This wine glass makes it hard to dance (it was a bad choice)
I spill on a chick
She calls me a dick
Wasn't my fault the DJ told me to throw up my hands
I try to flirt
It doesn't work
It's so loud that I can only mime
I take a seat
And rest my feet
Only dance a couple songs at a time (this shit is hard work)
I'm not that cool but I'm
Cooler than Urkel (sick reference bro!)
And when I go out with my friends
We dance in a circle
We're not awkward socially
We just don't see each other during the week
So we catch up by dancing in
A CLOSED LOOP SYSTEM
I don't party that hard
And when I do I drink some water so I don't get too hungover
I don't party that hard
I've got responsibilities so don't let me get too inebriated
Drink, dance, drink some more, wake up and start again
Aside from the month in between this party never ends
Drink, dance, drink some more, wake up and start again
Aside from the month in between this party never ends
Drink, dance, drink some more, wake up and start again
Aside from the month in between this party never ends
Drink, dance, drink some more, wake up and start again
Aside from the month in between this party never ends
Never ends
Never
Never ends
Never ends
Nevernever ends
Neverends neveneverends ends neverneverneverends
ennnnnds nevernevernevernernevendsenddsenvedsednvsnewnvends
DROP
I don't party that hard
And when I do I drink some water so I don't get too hungover
I don't party that hard
I've got responsibilities so don't let me get too inebriated
I don't party that hard
And when I do I drink some water so I don't get too hungover
I don't party that hard
I've got responsibilities so don't let me get too inebriated
