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zwhite10 vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tswxG3FK-kQ&list=UUI_Drz5BGmsk pancakez001 story: I'm sitting down in my chair minding my own business listening to the buzz of the tv as I try to fall asleep.. Zzzzzzzzzz *snores loudly*!! I awake to a sudden shock from barking by my dogs!! I hear the screech of tires in front of my house!! I peek around the corner to see a UPS truck sitting in front of my house.. *gasp* in my mind I'm thinking "OH MY GODDDD!!!! I can't believe that my package has finally arrived!!" I see the mailman grab a big package and start walking upwards my house.. But everything seems in slow motion as he walks up to my front door from the adrenaline rushing through my bloodstream!! I open the door as he is about halfway up my driveway.. I go to reach for the package and right before I can get my hands on it... He pulls it away and say "I'm sorry wrong house!!!". I scream "FUCKKKKKK!!!!! ARGHHHHH!!" I die a little inside and I walk inside and check the tracker to see that my package has just arrived in Dallas!!! "FUCK ME!!!" The end