Yes, this is a Toad rap. Toad has drip, he deserves it. Inspired by his Mario Strikers goal celebration and victory animations, this rap narrates the struggles of the Toad people, and their need for high compensation. #MarioStrikersBattleLeague #Toad
DK dance meme rap: https://youtu.be/ptn7CTPJVwo
All my Mario strikers raps: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFBarSEkx6Tf81xoB-3NIl13YKX63Pk5I
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu753_yb3C0
here are the lyrics to my Toad rap...
Nobody sees me, it’s hard to make friends
Why can’t they spot me when spots all i’ve got on my head
Spend time plodding round the castle, anything to serve Peach
But with all of the hassle no one asks if they deserve me
Like, could you pay me? In check, cash, deposits, kisses
I know we look the same, can’t tell pops from my misses
I’m sure you could distinguish, pay our team lavishly
identify me based upon my swag and personality
Toadsworth’s great, he earns respect, drip, plus cash
But not every one of us can grow a plush mustache
So Princess tally-ho, afraid but I must ask
On all Toads’ behalf, need a raise ’cause we bust ass
My pants might be a actual crap chute
But try saying no to me when I hop in the cat suit
I know me and my crew all go by the same name
But put us in coach, we literally save games
After we get the goals out if you’re looking for a frog suit
Come by to the Toad House, I promise that we got you
Got mushrooms, p-wings, and skins of tanookis
Cuz helping out the heroes and heroines is our duty
You’ll leave feeling strong, I know well you’ll be back
I’d tip my hat to you but neither of us wants to see that
