Mangy Fetlocks' song ideas about Trump often come to him when he first awakes, and often when he really needs to pee. Mangy believes this is a form of divine inspiration, not only presenting him quite often with a fully- formed song chorus, but also speaking symbolically to him, as God in essence says, "Urine charge Mangy! You must void the Trump ideas that are pressuring your brain, and flush them from your mind and body, sending them downstream so that others may learn the golden lessons presented therein." Though that all seems pretty damn dramatic, Mangy figures, "Who am I to argue with a higher power, what with a full bladder and all?" Anyway, Mangy's latest masterpiece lyrics are found below:
What a horrible family, each and every one
descended from poo gorillas have flung
Send them all off to prison, what could be more fun?
What a horrible family, each and every one
The dumbest of the lot is Donald Junior
He’s never learned to properly shave.
If you spent time with him, you’d find that soon you’re
longing for the quiet of a grave.
What a horrible family, each and every one
descended from poo gorillas have flung
Send them all off to prison, what could be more fun?
What a horrible family, each and every one
Poor Eric is the one his dad won’t mention
‘cuz likely he cannot recall his name.
So Eric tries to win his dad’s attention,
but daddy still ignores him all the same.
What a horrible family, each and every one
descended from poo gorillas have flung
Send them all off to prison, what could be more fun?
What a horrible family, each and every one
Ivanka is the one Dad loves impurely.
He wishes laws were different in regard.
If you watched him, then you’d have noticed surely
with her, not just his job appears as hard.
What a horrible family, each and every one
descended from poo gorillas have flung
Send them all off to prison, what could be more fun?
What a horrible family, each and every one
Melania was quiet, as per contract.
She played the loving wife when she was forced
as long as there was no physical contact
the checks came and they didn’t get divorced.
What a horrible family, each and every one
descended from poo gorillas have flung
Now Daddy Trump’s an unrepentant liar
He never told the truth in his whole life.
He played a guy who really liked to fire
his workers and sometimes even his wife.
What a horrible family, each and every one
descended from poo gorillas have flung
Send them all off to prison, what could be more fun?
What a horrible family, each and every one
copyright 2021, Bruce W. Nelson
