I really enjoy the "Upset Andy" clips and often listen to them on YouTube. But the ones I've found have some issues: the audio sometimes repeats, the cover art isn't great, and the uploader tried to be funny by mismatching the titles with the cover images. For instance, the cover might say volume 1, but the title says volume 2.
This bothered me so much that I ended up buying a premium subscription to the Hamish and Andy podcast app. I've been collecting all the "Upset Andy" clips from 2016 until now, and I'm fixing them so I can listen without any annoyances.
And now, late at night, I realized... I'm totally an "Andy".
Thankyou to Chels Murphy for timestamps
0:00 - Intro
0:25 - Mobile numbers and hating naught
1:05 - Upside down letters and numbers
3:45 - Lower case “i” in texts/e-mails
4:50 - Toothbrush placement
6:05 - Preemptive cross on a calendar
7:55 - Not crushing/letting air out when recycling
10:05 - Petrol drips / fast pull-outs
11:00 - Switching lids
12:12 - Kettle hacks (Delighted Andy)
14:00 - Powerpoint switches on/off
14:40 - No pre-set radio channels
16:00 - Clothes piles
16:50 - Title screen of “FRIENDS”
18:30 - Dents in water bottles
19:30 - Raw snags
21:01 - Shoelaces
21:55 - Crinkled bottles
23:12 - UNO and Scrabble
24:12 - Question card disposal
25:20 - Roof rack straps
26:10 - Fallen tissue
26:40 - Putting all your bins out / bin schedule
27:30 - House numbers “Twenty 4”
28:10 - Cotton buds
30:30 - Peanut butter left on the knife
31:50 - Phone number placement on vehicles
32:32 - Beer lids
33:50 - Washing clothes/separating
35:00 - Rinsing instead of dishwashing
36:05 - Leaving near-empty milk in the fridge
🥰 PLEASED ANDY 🥰
36:50 - Eating noodles with scissors
38:25 - Homemade cutlery rack
39:55 - Wearing gloves cooking dinner (displeased)
40:20 - Wetting clothes on a clothesline for straighter clothes (mildly pleased)
41:30 - Put sauce on the flat side of sausage roll
43:25 - Putting empty bottles back in the pack for easy disposal
😡 UPSET ANDY 😡
44:25 - Angled cheese block slices and bread slants
45:50 - Box sets / movies
48:40 - Dust
49:10 - Switching handwriting styles
50:10 - Eggshells/residue in a carton
51:05 - Sand in shoes
52:35 - Not wiping
55:12 - Phone constantly on
56:10 - Skipping recipe steps
58:25 - Battery efficiency
59:30 - Unfair outcomes
1:00:30 - Food scraps in the car
1:02:20 - Staple placement
1:05:55 - Smoke alarms
1:06:35 - Bedsheets and doona covers
1:08:00 - Windscreen wipers and using plastic forks
1:09:20 - Backward bins
1:10:10 - Things that should be symmetrical but are not
1:10:50 - Wet Tupperware / anything with a lid sealing it
1:11:50 - Car seat placement
1:12:50 - Christmas decorations still up
1:14:50 - Ticking instead of crossing boxes
1:16:05 - Slant racks
1:18:00 - Tape being left around after wrapping
1:19:20 - Empty pill sheets put back into box
1:20:00 - Tangled cords
1:21:00 - T-shirts instead of pillowcases
