The Boondocks - Niggas and nigga moments.

 

Tom Dubois : [Somebody takes Tom's parking space] Oh come on! You ni... ncompoop! You Can't do that! Hey! Huey Freeman : [narrating] A Nigga moment can happen to any Black man at any time Tom Dubois : Hey! That was my space! I had my Blinker on and everything! Man in Parking lot : Fuck you, Punk-ass, Pussy-ass, Bitch-ass Nigga! I'll get your motherfuckin' seditty ass, Nigga! Don't ever in your life try to holla at me! Fuck with me, Nigga I'll pop a trunk on your bitch ass, Nigga. Get my motherfuckin' Uzi... Colonel H. Stinkmeaner : [Begins to Possess Tom] What did you say, NIGGA? Man in Parking lot : You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick Nigga! I'm tired of this mother... [Tom, possessed by Stinkmeaner, kicks him in his chest] Colonel H. Stinkmeaner : Oh yeah! Look at you! You was poppin' all that good shit a second ago then you got kicked in yo' chest! You eat a dick, nigga! *You* eat a dick! Tom Dubois : [returns to normal in realization of what he's done] Oh, my god! Sir, are you okay? Who did this to you? What did he look like? [yells out to parking lot] Tom Dubois : Did anyone see who accosted this man?