Coach Kreeton (Kel Mitchell) and Abigail Rhodes (Chelsea Brummet) are dating and plans to propose to her one night. However, just before he can propose, Principal Pimpell (Kenan Thompson) comes in and wants Kreeton to return to his teaching position at Dullmont Jr. High, which he blatantly refuses to do. Kreeton then tries to explain to Principal Pimpell the situations of his proposal, but before he can finish, a burglar steals the ring. Kreeton then calls the police, and an officer immediately responds: Jack Campbell, Fat Cop (Danny Tamberelli). At this point, Kreeton sends Abigail away to get some coffee and sugar so that she doesn't find out about Kreeton's proposal. As usual, Campbell is only interested in searching the house's refrigerator, and when he doesn't find the ring there, he darts upstairs to check the refrigerator there. When Kreeton shouts that "What we need is a detective!", Detective Dan comes flying through the window (Josh Server). Like normal, Dan immediately concludes that the victim, in this case Coach Kreeton, is the perpetrator of the crime, and promptly electrocutes him with a Taser, though Kreeton is once again quickly back on his feet. Abagail now returns with the items he asked for earlier: "Sugar & Coffee"'s Buzz (Kyle Sullivan) and Kaffy (Lisa Follies). Summoning orbs from above the stage, the two douse Kreeton with coffe and sugar. When Kreeton complains that his tongue is on fire, Randy Quench (Jack) chops through the wall, and proceeds to chase everyone out of the house by blasting them with water.
