Madtv--World's Greatest (Statutory Rapist)--by R.Kelly

 

Parody of R.Kelly's "World's Greatest" by Madtv. Lyrics: Little girls like me Handsome young singer Oh, that's why I got you Wrapped 'round my finger I got a camera Soon I'll be shootin' us Oh, I like 'em young like Jerry Lee Lewis Girl, I'm so glad you came backstage If anybody asks Lie about your aaagggee! Pay no attention to my friends Smile, look into the lens I'll record it Just don't report it Don't worry, I've done this before I've got tapes stacked on the floor I'm the greatest Statutory rapist Ohhh, woah, ohh-ho Hasn't been long since You played with your dolls But grass on the field means You can play ball Battery's runnin' All out of power Oh, looks like I won't take My golden shower Don't tell the authorities my name Now I gotta go Sing at the Olympic games You're my Princess, I'm your Prince I'll take one box of thin mints I'll pay ya later Ya' little jailbaiter I guess it doesn't make much sense I've created evidence To show I'm the greatest Statutory rapist I believe I can get away with it Ohhh, woah-ho, woah Hooooo, woah-oh-oh Yeah-ha-ha Woah-ho Yeah-ah-ah-ah woah, ho Hoooo