WHAT IS GOING ON MY WIRED FRIENDS...I'M RICH DEMURO IN NEW YORK CITY AND THIS IS THE QUEUE...
GUESS WE BOTH DIDN'T WIN THE MEGA MILLIONS CAUSE I'M STILL HERE...AND YOU'RE STILL WATCHING...
FIRST YOUR EYE CANDY!
TO VEGAS WE GO FOR THE WORLD BARTENDER CHAMPIONSHIP!
8-THOUSAND TGI FRIDAY'S BARKEEP'S COMPETED FOR A SPOT IN THE FINAL SHOOTOUT...
WHERE THEY TOSSED, FLIPPED AND BALANCED BOTTLES...JUST LIKE CRUISE IN COCKTAIL.
BY THE END -- 26-YEAR OLD ERIC MARTINEZ -- A BARTENDER AT A PHILIPPINES FRIDAY'S CROWNED GREATEST IN THE WORLD -- HIS TIP? 10 GRAND.
THE BARENAKED LADIES CHANGING THE FACE OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY...
FIRST -- A HILARIOUS NAME...AND NOW...DRM-FREE DOWNLOADS.
THE LADY'S LATEST ALBUM AVAILABLE ON AMIE STREET, WHERE THE MP3 TRACKS WORK ON ANY PLAYER.
THE WEBSITE PUTS A TWIST ON POPULARITY -- SONGS START OUT FREE, AS MORE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD THEM, THE PRICE GOES UP -- HITTING A WALL AT 98 CENTS.
ARTISTS KEEP 70 PERCENT OF THE PROCEEDS.
BILLBOARDS WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION...THEY'LL USE
3-D CUTOUTS, VIDEO OR SEX TO SELL...BUT THE NEWEST CROP ARE A GLOWING TREND.
A COMPANY CALLED SAFE LIGHTS INSTALLING BILLBOARDS THAT GLOW WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN.
THE GLOW-SKIN TECHNOLOGY SIMILAR TO INDIGLO WATCHES AND RAZR PHONE KEYPADS.
THE BILLBOARDS USE ELECTROLUMINESCENT LIGHTING -- A MIXTURE OF PHOSPHOR AND PIGMENT PLUS A SMALL POWER SOURCE.
THE COMPANY ALSO POWERED BILLBOARDS FOR THE CARTOON NETWORK THAT WEREN'T PART OF THE SCARE.
FOILED BY FOG!
IMAGINE THE SURPRISE OF YOUR CAR'S POTENTIAL THIEF WHEN YOUR WHEELS ARE SMOKIN!
A CANADIAN COMPANY'S FLASH FOG PURPORTS TO SHOO AWAY BURGLARS WITH A POWERFUL SMOKESCREEN!
THE THICK FOG MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE...OR STEAL!
THERE'S ALSO A STROBE LIGHT FOR A DISORIENTING SLASH DANCE CLUB EFFECT...
FLASH FOG IS NON TOXIC, LEAVES NO RESIDUE AND LASTS 45 MINUTES!
OH...YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY THEY DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH A BLARING ALARM..JUST A CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ON FIRE!
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THE NHL AND 300...COMING TO A COMMERCIAL NEAR YOU.
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THE 30 SECOND PROMO BLENDING HOCKEY ACTION AND BATTLE SCENES FROM THE FILM 300 IN A COOL WORLDS COLLIDE SORT OF WAY.
HOCKEY...A PHYSICALLY DEMANDING GAME WHERE PLAYERS BATTLE IT OUT ON ICE SKATES...
300 TELLS THE STORY OF THE ANCIENT BATTLE OF THERMOPYLAE WHERE KING LEONIDAS AND 300 SPARTANS FOUGHT TO DEATH AGAINST XERXES AND HIS MASSIVE PERSIAN ARMY.
THEIR DESCRIPTION, NOT MINE.
FINALLY -- THE SITE...
WHEN YOU'RE THROWING A KEGGER AND NEED THE ANSWER PRESSING QUESTIONS LIKE HOW MUCH BEER, ICE AND CUPS?
THE KEGULATOR IS THERE TO HELP.
NOTHING BUT A SIMPLE FLASH CALCULATOR...PLUG IN YOUR PARTY NUMBERS AND THE KEGULATOR KNOWS WHAT YOU NEED.
HOW MUCH BEER, HOW MANY POUNDS OF ICE...AND THE NUMBER OF RED CUPS.
TWO EXPERIENCED BEER DRINKERS BEHIND THE SITE...
WITH THE KEGULATOR - YOU'LL NEVER DO A MID-PARTY BEER RUN AGAIN!
BUT WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME...CONSIDER YOURSELF ALL QUEUED UP -- I'M RICH DEMURO IN NEW YORK CITY -- DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU SO.
